Elon Musk Says Tesla Is Going To Offer Less Color Options In Order To Simplify Production......Problems Solved!

(Reuters) – Tesla Inc (TSLA.O) will eliminate some color options for its electric cars to streamline production, Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk tweeted on Tuesday, as the company intensifies its efforts to ramp up production. Tesla currently offers seven colors for its vehicles that include top variant Model S, mid level Model X and its most affordable sedan Model 3. The company is trying to iron out production bumps after struggling to produce Model 3 sedans and failing to meet several production deadlines. “Moving 2 of 7 Tesla colors off menu on Wednesday to simplify manufacturing. Obsidian Black & Metallic Silver will still be available as special request, but at higher price,” Musk wrote in a tweet here

Yep that’ll do it! Problem solved! Tesla is back! It’s that easy. Just offer a few less color options and this train is back chugging down track. Now let’s all sit back and watch Tesla stock skyrocket to the moon and beyond. Hold onto your hats! This was obviously the problem all along. It was that the company simply offered too many color options for the cars they’re making. Ugh. It’s just too hard. It wasn’t that the company is run by an out-of-control lunatic. It’s not that the CEO is more interested in responding to people on Twitter and calling people pedophiles than being a CEO. It’s not that Tesla’s CFO quit because he hated working for Elon Musk. Nope. There’s just too many colors! Ugh. They had to narrow their scope in order to make the company viable. Done and done.

For real though. This is the definition of band aid on a bullet hole. This is actually more like putting band aid on a dead body. Elon Musk and Tesla have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bigger issues than offering too many colors for cars. It’s laugh out loud funny that this was the move he decided to make. Slapped that band aid right on the corpse. Nailed it.

This is a blow to the people who laud Elon Musk as a genius and visionary. What’s the all-knowing and all-powerful Elon Musk’s solution to his car-making company being really bad at making cars? Ummmmm let’s do less colors